Avid Russell Crowe fans rejoice to see the Aussie hero as an Englishman in his latest prequel adventure “Robin Hood”. It’s true, boys will be boys, and wenches will be wenches, onscreen or off when you’re frolicking in the Hood.
Hollywood escapism remains balm for the masses whatever angst ails us.
Why let wild-eyed sex fantasies end after leering at Maid Marion stripping Russ of his chain mail? Sitting captive in our seats like orphans while they make merry.
Me doth protest. Off to the love shop!
We don’t have to take our clothes off to have a good time, but it’s always xxx time when we do.
Don’t wait till Halloween to reconnect and run amok childlike with your woody in Sherwood, or Maid Marion. Whether outdoor picnic for 2 or indoor feast for more, surprise all with authentic renaissance wear, gear and cheer from a love shop.
A variety of costumes with xxx sex appeal can make every party a rival to a high-energy Nottingham battle or festival.
Delectable finger food energizes a party for the long haul or spontaneous free for all. Turkey legs are not only fashionable for a renaissance adult xxx party, but cheaper by the dozen, and visually suggestive to the average person who appreciates smacking their lips on a hunk of meat, biting or tearing pieces, oiled up.
Sensual eating with hands, and passing liquid mead kisses from goblets to mouths will cause a lively wave of good cheer, peasants in hog heaven.
“I like my men pink and my meat rare,” overheard once, but never forgotten, a bawdy quip sure to garner spastic grins among idle chitchat.
Assorted goblets of condoments save the day and night when juices flow like fun. The varieties of condoms are legion, from lambskins to lion-size magnums.

After a long impressive gamaroosh, both cold meats couldn’t let her go anymore! Her fate was decided by two strong big bamboos! Well, she is squealing under impact of two cannons at the moment and begging to get more! Set her 3d pussy on fire, gentlemen!

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